wanktissue:

its so weird to call it the “mall”

in australia we are very creative

we call one store a “shop”

and many stores “the shops”

lazypacific:

i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday

bewbin:

buttchunks:

A living legend.

When’d Obama grow a ponytail

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

spookbeast:

come on and slam
deathexe:

smooth
shaniaaa-xo:

born—misunderstood:

That’s cold